Never spill your secrets about your marriage, family, relationship or couple.

I encourage happy couples to treat it like the Kraby Patty Secret Formula in sponge bob. In these modern times never spill your secrets that have made your couple, family and relationship last long because people are envious and judgmental.

There’s constant societal pressure and online scrutiny. Everyone acts like a rabid judge and jury over every little thing now that we’re all constantly connected by the internet.

​“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave 

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless 

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage 

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man 

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling 

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table 

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure 

This is how most of the people view the world.

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.